~~~Things That Make You Go Hmmm~~~

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Things That Make You Go Hmmmm

  1. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
  2. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
  3. When the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
  4. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
  5. When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
  6. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
  7. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  8. Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
  9. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited?
  10. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  11. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
  12. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
  13. If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
  14. If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?

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LOL @ homeless turtle!!!